Engrish

One of the best parts of living in Japan is all the Engrish (so called because of the frequent confusion of "l" and "r" by Japanese people). Some are hilarious, some are awful, and some just don't make sense.

On a 5th grader:
American
Features
(various fake applique badges)
Heart | Refugees | Cocaine

On an elementary schooler:
To Travel
Hopefully
is a better
thing than to arrive
true success is to labour

On an 8th grader's pencil case:
CHEESE CAKE
1/4 cup milk
1 cup love toxic
4 eggs

On an elementary schooler:
He took a Trip together
with a close "Friend"
GoogHoliday

On a 5th grader:
BLACK DEALER
Gypsy Life

On a 5th grade boy, in rainbow colors:
PRISSY

On a 1st grade boy:
CREATIONISTS
Fossils are gods way of testing the
Scientific communitys faith

On a women's sweater in a store:
WHAT'S
THE
LOVE?

On a 5th grade girl:
SWEETISH
YOUR
KITTEN
CHANT

On a 6th grade girl:
YAMMER
ANTIC
deliver a joke
Happy and move! To enjoy your life!

On a 4th grade boy:
MUSCULAR
TONGUE
STRONG

On a 5th grade boy:
(front)
STIMULATIVE
FRESH &
SHAPELY
Epoch making
the drink which
can be drunk
anywhere
was made

(back)
Epoch-making
Drinks

On a 5th grade girl's hoodie:
I ❤
MAGIC
HEART
CAUGHT TRICK

On a 5th grade boy's sweater, in an Old English style font:
If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent him.

On a 5th grade boy's purple sweater:
(front)
          devotion
unclean spirit
live simply that other may
simply live

(back)
bitching     devotion
trust what
one feels
cause
 65

On a 6th grader's shirt:
An arbitrary character
She looks like
an able woman
I did it out of curiosity

On the back of an elementary school boy's shirt:
INDIAN SPIRIT
BIG CHIEF

On an elementary school student's shirt:
what is done
cannot be undone

On a 5th grader's shirt:
DAD HAND
I'm glad to have a friend like you

On a JHS 1st grader's pencil case;
Stroll of Rabbit

On a 6th grader's shirt:
rigour
earthly
stir up

On a 6th grader's shirt:
vinus
a fair face cannot have
a crabbed heart
dreaming love

On a 6th grader girl's shirt:
A riat of our own

Printed all over a 6th grader boy's shirt:
Baby Doll
Challenger
Surely a good thing waits
Come to this place

On a grown man's shirt:
I will sticky about my favorite things

On a 5th grader girl's shirt:
rad trier

On a 6th grader boy's shirt:
NEW YORK
the town
of freedom
FLIP OUT ACK!

On a 6th grader girl's shirt:
DEFINITELY
SLIGHTLY BITTER

On a 5th grader boy's shirt:
brilliant rose
looking back to the past

On a 6th grader's shirt:
1987
distinct
distant
yearnings

On a 6th grader's shirt:
sudden
decidedly